Unbeknownst to most, I would prefer a cat to a dog any day :) Funny isn't it? Nothing against dogs (well... actually I do), but cats are clean, low maintinance, and hilarious....
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
DAY 752 OF MY CAPTIVITY - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I AM forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 OF MY CAPTIVITY - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 OF MY CAPTIVITY - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I AM capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 OF MY CAPTIVITY- I AM finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foAMy chemical called "shAMpoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 OF MY CAPTIVITY- There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 OF MY CAPTIVITY - I AM convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I AM certain he reports my every move. Due to his current place in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
That was really funny and so true!!! Correction: in my last post insert comma between "nutshell why" to read, "This is, in a nutshell, why I am not a big fan of cats."
Uhh we missed the party and church!!! My life is ruined!!!
Ain't she adorable?!?!?!
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What's her name again? U told me once....
Its on the post. Felicia.
Awww... cuteness! : )
I am not the biggest cat guroo (I prefer dogs) but that is a pretty cute kitten.
BTW thanks for the new post.
Ben
Oh ya.... I saw that... ;)
Unbeknownst to most, I would prefer a cat to a dog any day :) Funny isn't it? Nothing against dogs (well... actually I do), but cats are clean, low maintinance, and hilarious....
where did you get her again?
Cute!
Cats in general are definately better than dogs in general.
Ya'lls party was fun, thanks for hosting it! The food was REALLY good.
I will stick to a wise old saying, "Dogs have masters, cats have staff." That is, in a nutshell why I am not a big fan of cats.
LOL! That is SO true!
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
Day number 180
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 AM - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 AM - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 AM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
DAY 752 OF MY CAPTIVITY - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I AM forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 OF MY CAPTIVITY - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 OF MY CAPTIVITY - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I AM capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 OF MY CAPTIVITY- I AM finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foAMy chemical called "shAMpoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 OF MY CAPTIVITY- There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 OF MY CAPTIVITY - I AM convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I AM certain he reports my every move. Due to his current place in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
lol. I love that! yea the party was fun! I just took a 3 hour nap... That felt good.
I really don't prefer one or the other. I'd rather have both.
That was really funny and so true!!! Correction: in my last post insert comma between "nutshell why" to read, "This is, in a nutshell, why I am not a big fan of cats."
Uhh we missed the party and church!!! My life is ruined!!!
i don't really like animals in general. but i would so rather have a dog. cats are gross. haha
CATS are grosser than dogs???? absurd. ;)
How was NT2?!?!?!?!?!!?!
WONDERFUL!!! It was better than the first one!!1 MUST SEE!!!!
I agree. It was AWESOME!
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